We been on a lot of apps in our time so we decided to rate them and give our (possibly a little weird) honest review of them!
Which do YOU think is the best dating app?
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I don't get being obsessed with height...i am a shorter woman and i've dated a guy about my height and i've dated guys who are taller. Maybe that isn't a deciding factor for me/i don't really care about it hah.
Cry a river and build a Bridge!
All I hear is complaining from two ladies! Oh I'm sorry you want to tall dark and handsome well go to the zoo! Because guess what the world's not so perfect and yes ladies I'm single but I'm looking for somebody that's worth my time worth my respect
My opinion on these apps is not good. OkCupid is becoming like Tinder. It used to be a lot better but all I get is messages from fuckboys. Bumble and Hinge are the same to me. They have nothing but pretty boys on there that never want to message you back. Most of them seem like bots or you have to be super skinny and beautiful like a model for them to talk too you. Which I’m not. I’ve no luck on bumble or hinge. I’ve had better luck on whisper which is not even a dating app then any of these actual dating apps.
I want to fuck the shit out of you young girls! I want to grab you, to take you away, to Kidnap you!! I want to possess you! Both of you!! Well, iam 62 years old and still a virgin, desperate, clingy, ugly with this putrid drool coming out of my mouth of rotting and missing teeth!
If you don't like Bumble because you don't like the fact that you have to initiate first contact, then you should just get off all dating apps period because YOU are not marketable. It's a wonder why you are single...smh.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a guy to be taller than you. I’m 5’7, so hell yeah I wanna date a guy taller than me. Not no 5’4, dude. I’m sorry but if you guys think its wrong to want a guy or person to be taller than you then that sounds like a personal problem. 🤷🏽♀️
+Araylah Crowder i mean there is nothing wrong with not wanting a girl if she is overweight. You can control you weight by exercising, but you can't control your height and won't grow taller after a certain height. Hope you understand me.
i'm going to make the best but most annoying dating app in the world: your profile has videos, but always autotuned... and you have to put your height but you can't use numbers or units, only references and objects, same with weight and age... and you have multiple categories you can browse for too specific things
When you have money, all the dating apps are the best. Money equals ambitious, driven and excelling. Everything a modern women looks for.
Love in exchange for economical game. There is a word for that.
Oh and I love the ones that try to convince you that they dont need any man to support them. What they dont tell you is that although they dont need them, they secretly want them. Bottom line...if you want a decent woman that's worth it, you have to leave the country.
News flash. Bumble was created by a woman you might want to go bitch to her. And are you kidding me you are bitching about height? How shallow is that? Oh yeah you are talking about Bumble....You want to see more men pay for it. Most men that say they are on a yacht are posers are you that unable to see that? Not familiar with Hinge will check it out. Meeting someone in person doesn't work in low populations. That leaves online dating as the only practical solution unless you enjoy a life of playing with your cats....
Another Male here/I am 5.7 height, 30 years old, scientist, I live in Manhattan (alone). I’m handsome (100%).
I would never get one of these girls as my fiancée. They haven’t grown up enough even if your height is 20 feet(s).
I’m not perfect, but I need a smart woman that match my brain level , not a pussy with half brain. 🤪😘
Oh, I’m rich as well.
Another Male opinion. Thanks!
helpful. I hate those stupid dating apps, with loads of hot women, who are actually fake accounts and chat bots. I am not interested in dating a computer program. WTF. Yes my sister told me about bumble just this past week. Apparently I have been living under a rock. I have used plenty of fish, which is ok, but again, many fake accounts. Thanks for the info, you girls are great. keep up the good work.
I think I've seen that girl on the left from BuzzFeed videos or somewhere on YouTube. I can't believe that gorgeous lady uses dating apps; I'm sure she gets approached quite a bit in everyday interactions. Isn't dating apps for desperate people who can't get dates IRL?
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oh no....the girl has to say something first....OH NOOOOOOO LOL, as a guy the girls will either think your too needy b/c you actually message them back within 30 min to an hour or to "available" if you actually seem interested they become disinterested and most women have no idea how to be fun with texting anyway. But then as a guy you have to be this bubble of joy/ray of sunshine into their day!
+Old man weed. I guess you noticed that i was noticing you posting this a week ago. Sure, but did you notice it taking that broad on the left a long while to instant message this guy back. Musta got sucked into a vortex
Guys, get serious now! Ask someone outside. You're wasting your time with these apps! Why? Women don't hang out there. Because they know they have it easy. They're waiting to be asked outside. There are mostly men and fake profiles of models on the net. You've got more chances of success finding a virgin in a brothel! Good luck.
As soon as a girl says i need to know your height? Unmatch her. Cause if you ask her weight she’ll call you an ashole for asking that.
Weight= controllable/should be judged
Height=uncontrollable/shouldnt be judged
You say you HAVE to put your makeup on and do your hair.
Incorrect. You choose to do that to compete with other girls.
Looks aint everything. Ide prefer someone that didnt bother with makeup nd all that fake shit.
any person you meet wearing makeup, in my opinion has catfished you xD
They look totally different when that makeup comes off. Just be yourself lol.
Anyway nice vid :D
Hi Chloe and Becky! Loved this vid, you guys are hysterical :) You're absolutely right about Bumble vs. other sites...there are some real creeps out there on the other ones, and Bumble does seem to have a better class of people! I actually just wrote an article on my blog about how to targeting the right people on dating apps. Maybe it will be of help. Not spamming, I promise :)
Women need a guy whos tall, hygienic, never has dirty thoughts, cooks for her, pays for everything she wants to buy, financially secure, aesthetic, social + 40 other traits. Guys "i like big butts" = Women "Why cant you accept women for who they are, you are so superficial and a perv uhhh your so disgusting, MEN"
+Deano agreed, you can recognize the memories registering on these women's faces as they go through the the general history of dating apps and their observations based on experiences. Women have no respect for themselves anymore, it's nearly impossible to meet a lady these days, they're all covered with tattoos and expect us to court them with whatever value they think they possess. what's worse is there is still 80% of men out there throwing themselves at being a vessel for her propulsion
I recommend "Men finder" and "Women finder". Awesome dating apps with free chat incorporated.
and yep if it was 1998 instead of 2018 they would have been happily dating average joe because it was the norm still and no one at least women thought any different.
before come the hypergamy age in full swing we have now.
That line really had me laughing though.... Yes they do so much... like pay for the dinner? NO! Like fix my car when it breaks down? NO! Like fix my roof when it leaks? NO! Cut my grass, shovel snow on my sidewalk, rake my leaves? NO! Install my new kitchen cabinets? NO! Men do 90% of the heavy lifting in life but when we ask for a little cooking and cleaning we are sexiest pigs???!? GTFO here! Men do all the work! They do almost all the work to get laid, then once in a relationship they do all the work to continue getting laid. Think I am lying? Try this test out: Ask a random girl at your job about what their boyfriends do for them that is romantic. They will say he gives me flowers, brings me lunch at work, call me at work to see how I am doing, took me to a petting zoo (petting zoo's get you laid btw), he takes me dancing even thou he hates dancing, he does this, and that and this...... Then ask "So what do you do that is romantic for him?" Usually the response I get after 30 seconds of silence...... "um..... I give him sex".
I think the reasons both single. You mentioned about height and have to be good looking and on you're level. So what is youre level. I think maybe, both have less lists and give some guys a chance before you dismiss them. I think everyone is to quick to judge their date and dimiss them over really stupid things. Then you hear them complain cant find anyone.
Women should include their waist size, their weight, how much debt they have, how many sexual partners they've had, pictures wearing no makeup, pictures with no snapchat filters, no funny angled pictures and why they think they're single ... And none of this, "I just haven't met the one yet stuff." The answer will speak volumes if they're honest and also if they're just making something up.
+kris g you probably grew up without a father. If you did grow up with a father he didn't take you on enough dates. You weren't subconsciously tuned to know how you should be treated as a woman. Because if you did, you would see jerks a mile away. Just like how you see multi-level marketing schemes.
Have a look at www.footprintscounsellingservice.com the is a download on the site that gives the best ten tips to find success with online dating, it gives tips on what sort of profile to write, what kind of picture to use, how to use skype to see if their pic is how they look now , and many other things.
Bumble is for higher caliber woman/Hoes looking for men to improve their lifestyle. Great way for free dinners and holiday partner to chip in before sex. Ladies go first so they can make their demands since they keep the men waiting. All in all its a good app for men willing to spend before they smash or men willing to show their cards on a date. This app is just an upgrade of tinder where the fcuk boys play men and the hoes play secure ladies. As for tinder its an app for no strings but silly people decide to label it a dating app hoping it could change to that or hoping to meet someone on the app looking for more than no stings. Go though the app and youll see tons of ladies saying no hook ups till they get hungry to lonely LMAO. then you see ton of men flashing a lifestyle that belongs in a dream, like honestly if that was really their lifestyle they wont be on tinder app ladies.
What I think is
Y’all have annoying accents
Your personalities are boring and dull
You’re stuck up
And you “ think “ you’re hot shit and have a right to be so picky when y’all are both average at best.
Tit size is a thing for me. Why don't chicks put down their tit size? It's so frustrating and exhausting doing the research on her to find her tit size. I'm 6 ft so tit size is important to me. It's just natural.
Men don't date because females are prostitutes. Like one female said - If you won't open your wallet why would you expect a woman to open her legs? That's what females call "equality". Men call it Lies and Hypocrisy. However, that being said, females know they are perfect so they don't need to listen to men. It's men who are the problem. Thus men have ahieved the incredible once again. In 2020 Hubots and ectogenesis will be released to the market. These technologies will make females completely redundant to men. Men will have a choice. You or the technology. Any man will be able to create Paradise on Earth for himself with ZERO risk.
What can a female offer a man other than a 75% chance she will ruin his life?
The fact is that females are completely useless to men. Of what possible use is a female to a man? Females aren't fun and cool to be around like your mates. Females create drama and expense. Especially when you break up. Even casual sex is out of the question because that's rape.
A Woman Needs a Man Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle.
Females are strong and independent and don't need no man
Females don't need male validation
Whatever a man can do a female can do better
The men available to females are not good enough.
Why would a female settle for second best.
You go girls. And don't stop. Just keep going.
So treating females EQUALLY makes a man a bitter MGTOW. Hhahahahaha. A Man Needs a Female Like a Fish Needs a Lobotomy.
A Woman Needs a Man Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle. Females are strong and independent and don't need no man Females don't need male validation Whatever a man can do a female can do better The men available to females are not good enough. Why would a female settle for second best. You go girls. And don't stop. Just keep going.
So why don't you tell us what a female can offer a man other than a 75% chance she will ruin his life? Of what use is a female to a man?
Girls on bumble are hilarious! Girls always talk about how guys need to be creative and dont just say hey after a match on tinder or whatever. 100 percent of bumble messages go like this:
Her: "How are you doing?"
I dont reply
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